| The Wife The Wife This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens the door to find two Sheriff's Deputies. He asks them if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married and can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, and is an excellent cook, too."
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